Rochester man stunned to discover he’s a Scottish Lord

Michael Stewart of Rochester, NY, arrived in Edinburgh this morning to receive his title and deed to estates valued at more than £5 billion. Among the stunning turn of events, it turns out Lord Stewart owns the land upon which Donald Trump built his controversial golf course. Lord Stewart says the property will be turned over to a local farmer whose property adjoins the course and who once referred to Trump as a “bawbag”.

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