3pm today at our local McDonald’s on Conway avenue, A local resident Rene Garcia has been arrested. Locals report saying he was assaulting his manager savannah “ begging “ for a handjob. McDonald’s general manager says Rene Garcia “ took a sh*t “ on someone’s car in the drive thru as he ran off naked. Police are still looking for Rene Garcia, if anyone see’s this fat fuck of a pervert please contact (956)-581-1144