Breaking: Bad batch of Pfizer Vaccines administered at NYU Langone today leave 42 people with leaking anuses. Today at NYU Langone, 1,342 vaccines were distributed. 387 of those people, later returned to the ER with reports of leaking anuses and sudden attraction to the same sex. One local man, Bernaldo Fillpo, says he didn’t mind the wetness in his butt. He claims to have always been “curious” about same sex affairs. Bernaldo says the side effect has encouraged him to reach out to an old lover, a 6’7” Haitian male named “Bebz”