Stephen Preus was awarded the distinguished and highly coveted honorary doctorate from Concordia Bronxville later this evening for his continued defense of transgender black gay lesbian men. “Stephen is, hands down, the greatest defender of transgender black gay lesbian bicurious men, and for that I applaud him,” said Rev. Dr. Mrs. Mr. John Nunes. Nunes went on to say, “[Stephen] taught me, and all of us, frankly, the importance of vasectomies. I and my wife have matching vasectomies, and I encourage all of you to do the same.” We reached out to Stephen, but he did not immediately respond to comment.