President Trump has come out with what could be his final executive order before his impeachment: the main focus of which is to rename the well-known quadrilateral the trapezoid to “Trumpizoid”.
This Sunday he has come to the press saying that “the trapezoid has always been a lame shape” and he “needed a way to be remembered after his death”. “I saw the opportunity and I took it”. Speaker of the House Nancy Puloski says “This is exactly the kind of thing President Trump would think is okay”. Currently, the house is too surprised to think up a response to this. More information will be coming soon.
President Trump Officially Renames Trapezoids to “Trumpizoids”. House Doesn’t Know How To Retaliate.
