“Ass eating slasher” is on the loose

Local Tallahassee resident and Lincoln high school student Jadan Glass also know as the “A** eating slasher” is on the loose and could be somewhere near you. The last siting of the local high school student was in alley near cascade park, the witness claims that he heard the “A** eating slasher” screaming “Give me that booty” and chasing after people exercising at the park. If you happen to see this student please contact us as soon as possible.