Theres a new trend around town. Senior citizens are adding “Student Driver” signs to the roof of their vehicle in hopes of blending in, despite their terrible driving skills. This has CMPD furious and they have vowed to arrest anyone aged 63+ with a “Student Driver” sign on their vehicle. The fine is a hefty one at $2,500 and/or up to 5 years in prison.
“Its about time they crack down on it. Old people thought they had us tricked. I cant wait till their faces start filling the local ‘Slammer’ magazine”, says one Paw Creek resident.
“This has been a problem for several years in our (Myers Park) neighborhood. My brother-in-law was struck by an elderly driver while swinging on our front porch. I dont let my kids play outside anymore because of it. I hope they have it under control soon because we have twins on the way” Tomothy Thompson