Elderly Woman Murders Husband For Farting

Senior citizen Elinor Garrett is in police custody after smothering her husband to death with a pillow as he slept. According to Garrett, her husband Fred Garrett suffered from constant flatulence that would erupt in his sleep.
“He’d let one fly and I’d just get sick to my stomach! If I hadn’t killed him, one of his gas bombs would’ve taken me out!” Garrett told police of her husbands problem. As of this article, she remains in custody.